Friday, November 4, 2016

Men! Cocks! Muscle! Gay! Asses! Amateurs! Hardons! Guns! Balls! Boners! HOT MEN!


I fucking love sweatpants! Whoever invented them deserves like twenty blowjobs. Come on over!


Oh fuck yeah! I want someone to do some forced edging on me....


Greatest invention for gay men and bators and whatever other random horndogs there are out there: Smartphones!! We have so many fucking pictures of hot guys to gawk at and stroke to, just because of them. Everyone involved in the creation of smartphones deserves at least a couple blowjobs. And even though I'd like to say I can handle this myself, there's just too many guys that were involved. So you guys have to help. Find everyone that ever had a real hand in the long march to modern smartphones and don't even ask, just drop to your knees and unzip their fly at the same time, and slob on their knob until they explode in your mouth. Hand them a card with your grindr username or email or something. Then, tell them that gets them one more. Say "Thank you for your part in the creation of the modern smartphone." Then walk away smiling with your cum-covered lips.